An excerpt from one of last night's conversations with the police:
     Dispatcher: About how tall was he?
     Me: About 5'10", 5'11".
     Dispatcher: And about what age?
     Me: Early fifties, I guess; he had white hair and a white mustache.
     Dispatcher: Okay, give me a minute.
     [ . . . ]
     Dispatcher: And what was he wearing tonight?
     Me: Well, when I saw him, he wasn't wearing anything.
Ask me about it sometime.
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