Wednesday, February 13, 2008

Best Email Forward I've Seen Since 1998

A coworker forwarded this to me. Rather than send it to your inboxes, I'll just post it here (image and commentary came with the email):

Read the cake first:


Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:

Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "Whatchu want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne." And underneath that "We will miss you."

I've been working on some 12 Step materials at work, which made this funnier:

The Senility Prayer

God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into those that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.


The full version of the original is here. It's a strange combination of hokey and profound. But you're used to that.

2 comments:

Mrs. Chaka said...

I still think my favorite all forward of all time arrived right after the 2000 election. It was a message from Queen Elizabeth revoking or independence because of our inability to govern ourselves.

Mrs. Chaka said...

I still think my favorite forward of all time arrived right after the 2000 election. It was a message from Queen Elizabeth revoking or independence because of our inability to govern ourselves.