Read the cake first:
Okay so this is how I imagine this conversation went:
Walmart Employee: "Hello 'dis Walmarts, how can I help you?"
Customer: "Yes, I would like to order a cake for a going away party this week."
Walmart Employee: "Whatchu want on the cake?"
Customer: "Best Wishes Suzanne." And underneath that "We will miss you."
I've been working on some 12 Step materials at work, which made this funnier:
The Senility Prayer
God, grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into those that I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.
The full version of the original is here. It's a strange combination of hokey and profound. But you're used to that.
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I still think my favorite all forward of all time arrived right after the 2000 election. It was a message from Queen Elizabeth revoking or independence because of our inability to govern ourselves.
I still think my favorite forward of all time arrived right after the 2000 election. It was a message from Queen Elizabeth revoking or independence because of our inability to govern ourselves.
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