Gollum: Another bailout. We can’t stands it.
Smeagol: But we dursn’t let the markets to fail, precious.
Gollum: You mean the rich government people dursn’t let their rich friends lose their fortunes. If we was to go bankrupt, where would our bailout be?
Smeagol: But the people in charge are getting fired when the governmentses takes over, they are.
Gollum: Fired? Fired?! And getting millions of dollars for getting fired, they are. We’d love to get fired like them, wouldn’t we? If the governmentses want to nationalize a company, they should have the courage to go all the way—nationalize the Latin American way.
Smeagol: Nasty, socialist Gollum!
Gollum: Nationalization should be a bitter pill, it should.
Smeagol: Anywayses, it’s not only the rich company mangers that would suffer if the companieses went under. They’re too big to fail, they are.
Gollum: Too big to fail? **Gollum** **Gollum** Whose idea was it to let them get too big to fail, now? We thought that Teddy Roosevelt dealt with companieses that were too big to fail. Why should anything be allowed to become too big to fail?
2 comments:
THAT, sir, is brilliant. Well played.
great post.
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