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Saturday, March 18, 2006
not-so-helpful fortunes
What has become of the once highly anticipated messages in fortune cookies? They now contain purely declarative statements in the present tense rather than hopeful future-looking comments.
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Use a magic 8 ball. They're more accurate anyway...
I had a frekkin awesome Fortune Cookie once! And it had a fun message inside: "Do not live by moderation in excess."
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