Saturday, March 18, 2006

not-so-helpful fortunes

What has become of the once highly anticipated messages in fortune cookies? They now contain purely declarative statements in the present tense rather than hopeful future-looking comments.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Use a magic 8 ball. They're more accurate anyway...

Pirate Jimmy said...

I had a frekkin awesome Fortune Cookie once! And it had a fun message inside: "Do not live by moderation in excess."