Wednesday, November 28, 2007

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The 9-Most Badass Bible Versus
Posted by Pirate Jimmy at 8:07 PM

8 comments:

Special K said...

Oh man, these are great! This guy really knows how to tie together seemingly unrelated bits of scripture into a well-thought out narrative. And aside from it being a classic quote, this paragraph just might be the only one without any profanity!

"Christians are constantly asking for prayer in schools to help get today's kids in line, but we beg to differ. We need bears in schools. If every teacher had the power to summon a pair of child-maiming grizzly avengers, you can bet that schoolchildren nowadays would be the most well-behaved, polite children, ever. It's a simple choice: listen to the biology lesson, or get first-hand knowledge of the digestive system of Ursus horribilis."

10:38 PM
Special K said...

Chaka, where/how/why do you find all these random websites? Is this what your job entails?

10:39 PM
Chaka said...

Note that this post was Pirate Jimmy's find, not mine. I'm glad the story of David's dowry made it on the list.

1:18 PM
Pirate Jimmy said...

YAR! I find the cracked.com writing to be superb. Which is great because I enjoy good writing, especially in low-brow places that you don't expect it. There's also a great article on the top loved men in history that we should really hate. My favorite in that being Thomas Edison. I'll find a link to it.

12:52 AM
Special K said...

Ah, my apologies Pirate Jimmy. I didn't realize 'twas you without the infamous YAR prefacing the post!

5:41 PM
Pirate Jimmy said...

Haha, sorry, I'll make sure to somehow identify my posts with a "yar!" somewhere in the text :-D

10:13 PM
Pirate Jimmy said...

http://www.cracked.com/article_14870_7-great-men-in-history-why-you-should-hate-them.html

10:14 PM
Pirate Jimmy said...

7 great men in history, and why you should hate them

10:14 PM

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